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Singaporean slang to describe a Chinese Hoodlum or just a regular guy.
1. "Eh You all don't cheebye and stand around looking dangerous....how are you going to sell magnolia ice cream if you all act so Ah Beng!"
2. "Go cut your hair lah....Your hair like this sibei Beng!"
3. "Wah that Handsome Ah Beng so cool....i wanna be like him when i grow up!" (Little boy to another)
4. "You make daddy very sad....we always ask you study and become doctor or lawyer....but you Lan Lan must grow up to be Ah Beng"
Ah Kong (Ah Gong)
Grandfather. Title to signal superiority.
1. "When your Ah Kong Talking which is me (Using thumb to point to himself)...you better shut up understand or not!"
Be quiet when i am speaking....i am irritated and angry by your interruptions.
2. "No one in this school can chase Susie....because your AH KONG here already chope her!"
3. "Who the fuck say can talk when i talking? You think your Ah Kong here Pass away liao issit?"
Hokkien term to describe someone of Chinese descent from Mainland China.
1. "Gentlemen the upcoming tour group to our Farm is from China, please make some allowances for their behavior for the Tiongs"
Gentlemen the next tour group is from Mainland. They may not understand our culture so please be understanding to them.
2. "Wah Lan eh brother i tell you boss when i was touring the great wall i saw those Tiong Pang Sai on the roadside"
3. "Piang Eh....i miss the 1990s...back then every restaurant i went i was served by a local....now it seems everywhere is Ah Tiong....My Chinese no good la".
4. "The Tourist from China all very rich...make sure all of you push sales and make as much as you can from those tiong".
ABNN (Ah Bu Neh Neh)
Hokkien term to describe someone of Indian origin. Friendly Jibe between friends. Sometimes assumed to be derogatory by non-locals.
Similar local Nick Names used by locals
Loan Shark - Ah Long Fatty - Ah Pui Chinese from Singapore - Ah Seng/Ah Beng Chinese from China - Ah Tiong Chinese Pretty Girl - Chio Bu Chinese Ugly Girl - Ka Na Sai Chinese handsome guy - Yan Dao Chinese Ugly Guy - Lan Jiao bin Chinese Guy with Bad Smell - Chow Ah beng/Chow Ah Seng Malay Driver - Ahmed Malay Brother - Ah Bang Malay local - Ah Mat or Mat Indian Local - Ah Neh or Neh AKA Keleng Kia Indian Foreigner dark skin - Ah Bu Neh Neh Indian Foreigner fair skin - Bollywood Indian Criminal - Ali Baba Indian with bad smell - Chow Ah Neh Indian with Turban - Ba Bu Singh (Pronounced Babu Seng) Foreigners from West - Ang Moh Foreigner from west behaving bad - Chow Ang Moh Foreigners from Malaysia - Jiu Hu Kia Foreigners from Sabah - Sabah Han
1. "Brother let me introduce you to our platoon....see the Chinese fatty feller in glasses? We call him Ah Pui or Ah Seng.....the Malay feller driving the truck we call him Ahmed or sometimes Mat....the Indian guy there drinking tiger is Ah Neh...feel free to mingle"
2. "Mommy how come the Ah Bu Neh Neh keep starring at me...i very sssscared"
3. "Son you got pay the Ah Neh for cash wash? Coming month end liao"
Son kindly remember to pay the Indian Car Washer as the bills are due soon.
4. "Wah Brudder! I tell you the new Ah Neh store the Roti Prata damn power!"
"Confirm la....any prata not cooked by Ah Neh is total crap....!"
Chee Bye (Cibai)
Reference made to a female private parts. A vagina. Substitute word for a variety of exaggerations.
1. "Ah Lee ah....you take all my money u still wanna ask somemore....you Don't Cheebye can or not?"
2. "Madam Tan is a real CheeBye...she keep giving us homework during holidays!"
Madam Tan is a real insensitive woman for giving us homework during the Holidays.
3. "Cheebye Lah! stop playing the music so loud can or not!"
Please reduce the volume as its discomforting.
4. "Fuck your mother Cheebye! Dont keep snoring so loud can or not!"
Chee Hong (Jee Hong)
Chicken Wind. The wind that follows Chickens around. To Chase Girls Crazily. Pervert. Overly expressive about interest in Women.
1. "That Amos damn Chee Hong....as Long got chio bu he confirm will be there!"
Amos is really too much....he is often seen following pretty girls around like a pervert.
2. "Lan Jiao lah....That one old enough to be your mother....Can Don't Chee Hong Or Not?"
3. "I see that faggot i confirm whack him....my sister complain he following her around like a fucking Chee Hong"
Word to normally used at the end of a statement to stress the importance of the statement. To Exaggerate the importance of a sentence.
1. "Fuck you Lah!"
Means Not just to fuck you but to literally FUCK YOU UNDERSTAND OR NOT!
2. "Don't Want Lah!"
Get it into your head that i dont want!
3. "Wanna come then come Lah!"
I dont give a shit if you come....i am sick of ASKING!
Fuck Your Mother Pass Away
Usage Popularized by a Youtuber Influencer [L]Therael. A curse word and substitute for a variety of curses. To exaggerate a curse. Sometimes to threatening term used on a rival.
1. "Fuck your mother stop farting la before i fucking FUCK YOUR MOTHER PASS AWAY!"
2. "Why store cannot find any menthol cigerettes....useless place...Fuck your mother pass away lah!"
3. "Bernard why you so late? You fucking your mother pass away issit?"
Bernard its be a long time that i waited and i am angry
4. "That freaking influencer Aaron Lim useless like fuck...he think he very handsome....fuck your mother pass away if you think he is handsome!"
I digress that Aaron Lim is good looking and i strongly categorically disagree.
5. "Brudder! stop giving your mother problems la....she just came back from work...you wanna fuck until your mother pass away issit!"
6. "Wah that girl i met last night damn power sia! She literally fuck my mother pass away!"
The sex was great with the girl i met the night before
Substitute Phrase to highlight displeasure.
A Male Sexual Organ
Hokkien Term to describe the Penis also known as Blue Bird when directly translated to English.
1. "The ABNN damn smelly....don't know where the Lan Jiao he came from"
Basically means the Indian National has a bad smell and we are unsure where he had picked it up from
2. "Brother you better stop sticking your Lan Jiao into my business before i start sticking things into your Lan Jiao!"
Stay out of my business before i make you my personal business.
3. "Stare what stare? Kwa Simi Lanjiao?"
Hokkien term to ask someone why he is starring at you.
Suck Thumb. Helpless to react.
1. "Cheebye lah....the Officer give me Confinement.....Lan Lan lor...."
2. "Siva i am six foot you are 5 foot....I wanna take your calculator you also Lan Lan so please don't make me laugh by acting tough!"
Testicles. Male Sexual Organs. A substitute word to dispute a statement.
1. "What he claim he is the CEO of the company? Lan Pah if he CEO than i am Queen of England!"
I do not believe he is the CEO. Its more likely i am the Queen herself.
2. "The passenger as me travel from little India to Jurong island and now say he left his money back in Little India....damn Lan Pah Pah Lan!"
I am angry because the passenger made me drive in circles just because he forgot his money.
3. "WTF??? Ravi claims that the big thick 'Gold' chain around his neck is real 99.99% Gold? Lan Pah i believe....don't lend him money!"
Reference to your father. Can also be used to exaggerate the importance of someone. Opposite of "Lim Bu" (Female Counterpart and reference to one's mother). A male masculine reference to oneself.
Pronounced "Limp pay"
1. "Keane ah! You know who manage to bang that cute chick from Korea?.....LIM PEH ah!
I was the one who scored with the girl from Korea.
2. "Lim Peh Ka Le Kong......you better don't come around here and i see your face again or else i will Fuck your mother pass away understand!"
Don't let me see you around or i will hurt you.
3. "I saw the fight with my own eyes brother i tell you coz Lim Peh was there!"
I witnessed the fight first hand at the scene.
Accept Resignation or Exasperation.
1. "Your wife already pregnant and now your Girlfriend also pregnant?....WIN already Lor!"
You literally hit the Jackpot by screwing yourself upside down by your promiscuous ways. You may not survive the upcoming consequences.
2. "Ya Lor!"
Yes how true! And a thousand more TRUES!.
3. "Susie miss her period confirm pregnant Lor!"
Stamp Chop Guarantee you confirm will be father soon.
Female who signs on in Singapore Military
1. "Jacob i heard your sister signup Navy become Mulan ah!"
2. "Recruit Raj what the heck you starring? Never see Mulan before issit..."
Recruit Raj why you starring at the female Platoon? You never seen female Soldiers before?
Stamp Chop Guarantee
100% sure. Almost guaranteed outcome.
1. "Cheebye lah you never use condom now your downstairs itchy....Stamp Chop Guarantee tio HIV.."
You play and never use condom so now 100% you got HIV.
2. "Dont ask the BOSS for leave today bro....He fucking bad mood....You dare to ask Stamp Chop Guarantee you will up lorry..."
To get beaten. To Threaten. Get Whacked.
1. "Amos you fucking irritating....stay away from me before you tio hoot".
Stop irritating me Amos before i beat you up.
2. "That irritating Vishnu i heard last night at the Bar he Tio Hoot!....Shiok ah!
I am happy to hear the Irritating Vishnu was beaten up last night at the local Bar.
3. "Sarah listen to your sister....stop drinking anymore before you Tio Hoot!"
Sarah if you don't stop drinking you may get banged by random men.
Siao Keng Jio
Crazy Banana. Reference to a Prick Gone Nuts. Insane Levels of Horniness!
1. "Ramachandran is going around the Supermarket groping every women he can get his hands on....whats wrong with that Siao Keng Jio!
2. "Wah Siao Keng Jio! Why Bro you every night must go Geylang?"
3. Ali : "Bro watch Ravinathan....he is talking horny again and is about to go walk to that girl over there to Jio her..." Jason : "Hes truly a Siao Keng Jio....this is going to be the third slap hes getting today and he still don't give up!"
To die. To Pass away. Die in the most shocking manner.
1. "Don't you dare Piss off the loan sharks unless you want to Up Lorry..."
2. "Mr Muthu? I thought i heard he last year Up Lorry Liao?"
Mr Muthu? He Passed away last year.
3. "This final exam fucking hard, you don't study confirm Up Lorry"
Study hard for this exam or DIE.
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